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Reflection from Mulan was so crazy she literally sang “If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart” and 8 year old proto-gay me was like “I don’t know what you mean but I know what you mean”

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

good morning send pole and hole

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

dark green is a nice color. underrated