so wonderfully splendid

when you feel a little mad, it’s probably because you really feel sad  just remember your mom and dad!

hot sempai dads

im calling myself out on this one

Everyone thinks the Russian figure skating couple has won gold. This competition of the Olympics has ended. The crowds though tired are thrilled by the excitement of it all, and they begin their begrudgingly slow walk out of the arena, chattering away in every language imaginable. But wait, what can it be? “Someone is out on the ice!” People yell out in various tongues, and a whoosh can be heard as collectively the arena full of people turn their heads towards the rink. There is indeed someone skating around the rink- a new contender perhaps? Whispers through the crowd tell of the man skating in circles without a care- it is Vladimir Putin himself! Everyone is suddenly stunned into silence as Mr. Putin deliberately begins skating towards the middle of the ice rink. It seems he is going to perform! The crowd knows not what to do as Putin stops in the middle and begins procuring something out of his jacket pocket…wait…is that…a collapsible cane? Indeed it is! And look! Here comes one of Putin’s advisers, skating out on shaky legs, to deliver…a top hat? Yes, and he sets it atop Putin’s head! Putin is now posing with cane in hands, right leg back in a dig, as though we were all about to watch Fred Astaire on Ice. The lights dim down in a yellowish orange color- not unlike the baked outside of a cracker- on the ice rink floor. The music starts up. It is electronic and vaguely sultry? Everyone waits in increasing anticipation. And then as Putin begins some fancy footwork towards the judges the light blinks on for all what song he has chosen: Putin on the Ritz.

he fell asleep and accidentally grew some stuff

spiral chara exploration….. i just think they’re neat 

Yet when we delve into our histories, we see that nothing could be further than the truth. In many of our cultures, before Western influence, our queerness was ANCIENT. ✨

Time 4 crime

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

A very horrible bad very bad idea put into art

will shat’s cadet spock apparently had long hair and i could not resist