In the Mandalorian, they say yoda's species ages slower than others, and baby-yoda is 50 years old but looks/behaves like a 1-year-old. That means that yoda, at 900 years old, wasn't actually ancient and wise but was actually the equivalent of 18 fucking years old

My mind is blown

Conspiracy theory: yoda had no fucking clue what he was talking about during the prequels, and was just rolling with everything like every other 18 year old.

there are a lot of theories for why yoda talks Like That™️, the most plausible of which are usually something along the lines of “he uses the same sentence structure as his native language no matter which language he’s speaking or who he’s talking to”, but my personal favorite reddit crack theory is that he forms his sentences that way intentionally because he wants people to rearrange the sentences into something they can understand in their heads to make sure that they actually listen to him because it’s just such a bastard power move. like. Master Of The Jedi Order I Am. Put Up With This You Will. Fuck You.

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THIS IS THE BEST PHOTO SET I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 

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