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so was anyone gonna tell me Kurt from glee had a shrine to the Queen in his American home or was I meant to find that out by myself

#went on tumblr for the first time in 9 months out of curiosity and may have to log back out

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kermitlesbian

#why is this the first thing i see after not being on here for like a month

mycroftrh

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

mycroftrh

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

bananahomo

#sjdjhdhajajdhsjajsh

kaijudyke

How best to describe Nandor? I would say that he’s blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education.

#a literal legend #wwdits fx

1percentcharge

Is it just me or has the way tumblr talks about men they like become progressively more unhinged

1percentcharge

I feel like it went from the pet hamster thing to like “omg I love him so much I want to paint a fake tunnel on the wall like Wile E Coyote and watch him run into it 🥺”

#no really though ejrhdhjajshd

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yassmines

every image of a girl jus lying on her back in the water w her eyes closed is me it’s my essence and my culture

1eos

they really gonna have to shut tumblr down the day the queen dies

1eos

every time tumblr glitches bad that’s just staff pulling the cord cuz the queen couldnt get her old evil ass out the bathtub nd they thought that was it

#it'll be such an event

animalcrossgin

stasi-informant-deactivated2021

#that's just link from legend of Zelda

laurbyboom

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

#the only thing keeping me from being this is that i have a remote control for my light

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muppethole-deactivated20240312

a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

autismgod-deactivated20250912

car that you’re driving

#no that's exactly it

valtsv

*distant sound of raving crabs begins to approach buckingham palace*

valtsv

🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀🦀👀

somethingusefulfromflorida

b-atiful

bgm05

diehard Sims fans have their priorities backwards, like EA will announce something like “in this new expansion your sims will be able to go to the moon!!” and they’ll all be like Fuck that shit no one wants to do that. Listen to your fans… what we all want is a Salt and Pepper Shaker item so our sims can put sald and pepper on their food

#this is so accurate actually shdhsjsjd

beholdingslut

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

post-store

$8.99

beholdingslut

BARGAIN BIN???

gimmickbird-deactivated20231221

what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

gimmickbird-deactivated20231221

fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog

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vympr

"hey big bro mom said to come down for dinner we're having spaghetti"

"and?"

"sorry.....no meatballs bc grandma has high blood pressu--"

"RAAAAARGHHH"

*thinking* "i hate when he gets like this....he know gammy can't handle the sodium.....if he treats his own family like this i wonder how he treats his poor girlfriend [your/name]....maybe i should call her and ask........"

[to be continued....]

squidpix6

Please don’t continue

vympr

the audacity to say this to me when u have an ao3 donation post reblogged right above it.....how about u let me do what i need to do to put some notes on the table and u worry abt ur game grumps rpf fic

gayfangirlboy

No no let them continue

vympr

thank you <3

okay so:

*ring ring* "hey [y/n] this is thanos's little brother we met at the barbecue....yeah haha that was my vegan macaroni salad. yeah the secret is actually mustard, believe it or not. you dont believe it? okay well that's more of a figurative expression--"

"hey who is that"

"nobody"

"oh ok. oh by the way mom said to tell you that someone is here to see you"

"who-- *gasps and hangs up the phone*"

"hey harry......remember me"

[to be continued.......]

snowyarcher

Gasp!

#cannot wait for the next installment

gothiero

why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

gothiero

like. ok

gothiero

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

gothiero

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM DELETIMG MY BLOG

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