Little Samsa

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

Some fictional characters are relatable in a Gender way not because they’re nonconforming, but because they’re so incredibly into performing their assigned gender that it somehow wraps all the way around. Like, some sort of gender overflow error.

people who can sew or do any needle work carry the burden of not only being talented but hot also

Your body knows how many cigarettes it needs

Did anyone else have trouble in school when teachers would ask you to highlight the “Most Important” parts of an article or something and you being ND would proceed to highlight the entire page, because you couldn’t tell what was more important than the others? And to you every single word on that page was the “Most Important”?