my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

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she took the pey wet in the divorce
I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby
she told the judge i had been smacking our barms
in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

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1400's Jerry Seinfeld: "What's the deeeeeal with those spanish inquisition guys? They call them Moors, and then they spend their whole career making sure there's less of them!"
unfortunately in the 1400s the sedition-heresy double whammy of ridiculing the crown’s wars against the moors was not the safest bet on the board, especially for jewish writers and new christian writers of jewish descent (the latter demographic being especially known to vocally support the war effort as an ultimately unsuccessful gambit to direct inquisitorial attention away from themselves). luckily for jerónimo de seinfeld, the inquisition would not ban anonymous publication until 1559, so if he’s feeling good about this comedy set he can still choose to circulate the manuscript without his name attached
High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?
Nobodys busting hard no more
We thought we’d get a boy. Matthew is getting up in years, you know—he’s sixty—and he isn’t so spry as he once was. His heart troubles him a good deal. And you know how desperate hard it’s got to be to get hired help. There’s never anybody to be had but those stupid, half-grown little French boys; and as soon as you do get one broke into your ways and taught something he’s up and off to the lobster canneries or the States. At first Matthew suggested getting a Home boy. But I said ‘no’ flat to that. ‘They may be all right—I’m not saying they’re not—but no London street Arabs for me,’ I said. ‘Give me a native born at least. There’ll be a risk, no matter who we get. But I’ll feel easier in my mind and sleep sounder at nights if we get a born Canadian.’
Anne of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
There's atleast 3 types of racism in here, against French Acadians, against Arabs and the purpoted race mixing happening in the wilds of London and general settler colonial erasure of indigenous Canadians because tbh that is what pastoralist fantasy is. This is just the first chapter.
Home boys here refers to the practice of rounding up street children in London, housing and feeding them for a bit and shipping them off to the colonies for labour, with all the abuse that follows at institutions that hire isolated children.
According to the British House of Commons Child Migrant's Trust Report, "it is estimated that some 150,000 children were dispatched over a period of 350 years—the earliest recorded child migrants left Britain for the Virginia Colony in 1618, and the process did not finally end until the late 1960s." It was widely believed by contemporaries that all of these children were orphans, but it is now known that most (88%) had living parents, some of whom had no idea of the fate of their children after they were left in children's homes, and some were led to believe that their children had been adopted somewhere in Britain.
From wikipedia
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Menthols, slims, 100s, and lights
cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

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Emergency help needed once more
Posting: June 2nd 2026
Due: June 10th 2026
so my boss reduced my pay by a good portion, and as he handed me my check he then told me he gave it to someone else who was hired literally a month ago, because i "dont do enough", because of my permanent nerve damage. Despite him yelling at me in front of everyone for "doing unnecessary work" like cleaning 1 mug and 1 wok for my headchef who needed it. Lmao
So my pay is shit and i have neither enough $ for food until the 16th, or even rent. Again.
Asking for $700 before the 10th so I can at least stay in this apartment for another month, and get supplies to still make soup that lasts at least a week. And ramen rip.
Ive tried 211 and reddit. Theres no resources available in town (been waiting for section 8 for 3 years rip) and redditors again just want to scam on snap 😭
$0/$700
It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet