fuck you goatman

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

D&D lore is just fanfic for your friends’ OCs

@grotto-tome

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

This is beautiful

Never forget true romance 💕

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better 

This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now