The Bears and and the Bees

LIES AND DECEIT

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!

First of all, how dare you!

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

We live in an age of regrettably half-assed insults. I would have done great at like 1654 where you could walk up to someone you don't like and just say shit like "how cruel can nature be, that now age denies you wisdom, as youth once forbade you beauty" and get stabbed.

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"

It can be somewhat disheartening when you the artisans and craftsman of yesteryear who created miracles out of limited technology go forgotten. Always nice to see someone somewhere making tributes to them.

@captain-suspenders

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

world heritage post