reese 💫📔🐾

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

I cannot do the dishes. I know that sounds like a convenient excuse but there are two sensory experiences I cannot handle and they are wet spinach and dirty dishes. I just started dry heaving while attempting my dishes and had to sit down and I feel so embarrassed.

Marlene mckinnon is the type of person to fall down the stairs an alarming amount of times in a month

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

thinking ab sufjan stevens and him coming out only when announcing the death of his partner don’t disturb me now

give a character your issues it's literally free

- God probably, while making me

I will defend Evan Rosier until I die.

rosekiller is so bones and all

Sirius has no volume control whatsoever, cannot use the right tone of voice to save his life and also struggles to correctly time speaking. He will just jump into the middle of a conversation with the loudest voice and most dire tone to say a completely off topic anecdote.

and when someone tells him “lower your voice, there are people looking at you” he would shut down completely and refuse to continue the story saying it was stupid anyways