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SO

I changed the name of this Tumblr because I was finally tired of being forced to identify myself as "boobmines" and I can't delete this one without deleting my other two.

(Confidential to Tumblr: the inability to change which is one's primary blog continues to be straight up bullshit.)

By the by, if you're reading this, stop reading it and go follow Success is Not an Option instead. Nothing is going to happen here.

Yes, it's a Firewater reference.

An Unsubtle Reminder

Don't follow "Boobmines" on Tumblr

I know this "Boobmines" thing is following you. But that's because it was my first Tumblr and I didn't realize I would be stuck with it as my Tumblr identity forever just because I didn't want to change/delete the account when I lost the job that Boobmines was pertinent to. (Dear Tumblr, please for fuck sake let me change this.)

DO FOLLOW..

Success is Not an Option which is where I post my random whatevers.

AND/OR

The Octophant which is where I post things relevant to my official printmaking and illustration endeavors and sometimes I will try to sell you things there but never very hard.

OK.

An Important Reminder

This tumblr, The Boob Mines, is **closed.** All actual tumbling is occurring at [Success Is Not An Option.](http://successisnotanoption.tumblr.com) I didn't want to delete The Boob Mines, for nostalgia's sake. But I also didn't want to use it when the point (ie. my job) had expired. So I started [SINAO](http://successisnotanoption.tumblr.com). Then I discovered I can't change my default blog and so I'm stuck with The Boob Mines as my Tumblr identity forever. (Please, Tumblr, **FIX THIS.**) So don't follow The Boob Mines. Nothing will happen here except annoying shit like this. [But the party never stops over here, y'all.](http://successisnotanoption.tumblr.com)

Elsewhere

This Tumblr no longer tumbls. It was a nice way to anonymously distribute funny observations about my weird job at a weird men's publication. But now I don't work there anymore. Still, I don't want to delete this stuff. [So I have this other Tumblr over here.](http://successisnotanoption.tumblr.com/) Follow that one. Because nothing is going to happen here unless I get my old job back.

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Well that was certainly a weird trip. I almost started to enjoy myself for a second there. Oh well. Sorry for anyone paying attention here. It was a half assed thing to begin with and now it's over. Raw, brutal economics at work, people. The saddest part is that I'll never get to to go the mansion.

via twitter

**friend:** Vermont teddy bear commercial continues to creep me out. Sexualized stuffed animals and infantilized grown women. Ew. **me:** @friend You just described a normal day at work for me.

Just because the snow all melted over the weekend doesn't mean it's not still gray and cold here. So that's why we're looking at this today.

OH: "I also have a bra down here that we didn't use. Do you want me to return it? Can we get store credit because it's a $150 bra. The tags are on the bra. She never even put it on."

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There's been a really kind of distressing focus on twins around here the past couple of months. Just sayin'.

I can't think how it's even possible that we don't have [one of these](http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?specialty=4&c=1&portfolio_id=1933527&individual_id=246901) in the office already.

>Everyday life is far out. I first realized that many years ago, when I turned on the radio and someone was asking a man to describe his most embarrassing experience. I've never forgotten what he said. "I was sitting at home one night, washing my trombone, when I looked through the window, and there in the moonlight on the crazy paving I saw a hedgehog. Thinking it might be thirsty, I took it out a saucer of gin. The following morning I observed that the gin was untouched. Imagine my embarrassment when I found that it wasn't a hedgehog at all; it was a lavatory brush." I'm sorry, but if that isn't far out, I don't know what is. What was he doing washing a trombone? Oh, ok, right after I posted the previous, I discovered the above quoted paragraph in an interview with Peter O'Toole and if that's not one of the best paragraphs ever, well, you'll have Peter O'Toole to answer to. And I think he can take you.

So I discovered yesterday that six different people are following this nonsense on Tumblr now. Who are you eager young go-getters with so little in your lives? Sorry this thing has gone all quiet. There has been very little news from the Mines these days, or rather none that can be turned into anything vaguely amusing. We're in the midst of a redesign, concurrent with a project meant to chip every last speck of joy from our souls. Oh, wait, no those are both the same project. My bad. ANYWHO. By way of apology, have a picture of Margot Kidder doing a topless cartwheel or something. Seriously. For you.

Sometimes going through the archives from the 50s I'll pause briefly and think to myself, "dude, you're ogling somebody's *grandma*."

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One of the most perverse things a person can have to do here is go through the photo archives with the express goal of finding pictures of girls decently dressed.

Actual email excerpt: "If you could amend the stripper before you do the cowgirls, that would be great. Thanks!"

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