big scary monster with a massive cock and full balls x determined hero with a tight breedable cunt who doesn’t give up until their legs are folded to their head in a mating press 💞

"Top dog" implies the existence of "bottom dog.” This is a service that I am willing to provide.

Get me pregnant. Sorry I mean...knock me up. Sorry, sorry......put a baby in me? Uhhh. I meannnnnn.....please breed me. Sorry....I meant.....put a baby in me.....fuck

its like nobody wants to defile the prince anymore. because of woke

Hump the boot that kicks you or whatever they say

im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

papa keeps those for himself

papa keeps those for himself

Bro, c’mon, it’s not gay, just lemme fuck your tight li’l boycunt. C’mon dude, it’s just 2 guys doin’ guy stuff! C’mon man lemme breed you and pump you full of my cum! Just 2 homies bein’ homies, maybe after I’ll walk you around town with cum dripping down your legs, c’mon buddy

I should be an elf trapassing into territories too dangerous for my kind and bred into oblivion

stupid pathetic healer that goes to their temple to mope about the fact that they're underperforming and disappointing their party and god and they're too distracted to realize their tank or dps is coming up behind them to take advantage of this moment of vulnerability and the fact the chapel is so secluded

I’m like lowkey obsessed with boys having sex with each other

there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.