Above is a compilation image of the introduction of several of the Zodiac’s letters.

The Zodiac Killer operated in California from the late 1960′s to early 1970′s. There are 7 confirmed victims of the Zodiac, 2 of which lived to tell about it, though The Zodiac claimed there were many more.

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

Wednesday is an excellent student, but frankly, I’m concerned. This is our class bulletin board. This month our theme is “Our Heroes”, people we love and admire. You see, Susan Ringo has chosen the President. Isn’t that sweet? And Harmony Feld has picked Diane Sawyer.