Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

every encounter with a snake i've had involved someone shouting "hey i found a snake" then everyone crowding around to look at the snake which is probably not the best thing to do when you see a snake. but who can resist the allure of going "ooh a snake"

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutual’s family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too