All Bi Myself

Oh my god

Have you heard

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, guys.

He could've killed him.

thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

………………………..it’s been four

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

who is blasting linkin park at work the only other coworkers at the office are like 40+. Incredible

hybrid theory came out 25 years ago. people who were teenagers when they were first popular are around 40.

fuck

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

wish we had more internal organ emojis

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia