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YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

Do you love the color of dis bear?

happy pride month to this post specifically

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

It's that time of year again, so let's all take a moment to remember that "re-signed" and "resigned" are very different words.

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

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can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post