I am boring
Hello I guess this is my intro post umm im boring and my main is the same I just wanted to be a offical too
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@boring-offical
I am boring
Hello I guess this is my intro post umm im boring and my main is the same I just wanted to be a offical too

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I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
nope
I propose we julius ceaser the new king
@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical
LETS DO THIS
stabby stabby
are you joining the revolution?
why not
I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
nope
I propose we julius ceaser the new king
@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical
LETS DO THIS
stabby stabby
sup tumblrinas
so I retired a while back, and I'm not taking back my position as king because I think the new kings @themockingbirdsystem are pretty attached BUT I will probably be posting more.
anyway onto my point, so you guys probably know about the mass terming of a ton of officalverse accounts, and so it was @evil-pukicho-real-offical's idea to get off Tumblr for a while starting may 1, until they do something like we did with shapes.inc. I don't know the finer points of the plan but it seems like it could work!
these are just my mutuals because as sad as it is I cant tag all my 450 followers in one post but to the beanizens: please reblog!
@robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse @raventhecrispy-offical @sandwichfilledwithbees @sapphic-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @authentic-skittle-eater @luciferthemenace @deductivelogico-offical @snail-offical @itsybitsyspider-official @normal-offical @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @coffee--spill @days-without-ai-ads-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @broken-colors @journalism-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @shrimp-guy @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @alternas-navigation-system @sw0ape4ter @tired-shipper @harlow-munson-offical @rain-offical @autumnstar06 @weirdofroggirl @minute-maid-offical @duckofmisfortuneoffical @tin-cant-offical @legalityoftheraccoons @coquette-corpsie @ferretinafedora @buckysrightarm1 @toadally-gay @pansexuality-official @holybananapants @kingkit7734 @autisimyfoxerronii @mike-wheeler-offical @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @17lemonsunderthesea
I sure came back at a good time
@towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical Too sleepy to tag anyone else -~-
@@breadcrumb-offical @martin-blackwood-defender @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical
@boring-offical
I’m gonna forget BUT LETS TRY THIS ANYWAYS
I don’t know who to tag since my parent got termed
You are what remains of the nullverse
Carry their legacy forward.
Wait what?? What happened with everyone else??
ꓥ this

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9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer
girlypop you okay
MOOTS, ASSEMBLE
GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW
@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST
@itzursafespace @stories-i-guess @flyerguardian @finnick-says-shit @the-badger-mole @colourobserver @randomfandomgurly @yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere @obsessivebookwormalert @peggytheblackcat @sleepy-ducks @goose-the-girl @nerdyblackcat @hermitrad @xcruelprincessx @venusoftheflytraps @v4nillapearl @nothinggggg7 @vanillafaye
NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical
LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS
@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor
@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold
@yourlocalavian
CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....
.......
I dont watch enough movies help....
...
ANYWAYS-
ASSEMBLEEEE
@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato
Alright fellas.
You know what to do.
@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey
uhhhh i don't what to call y'all
ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )
@vixiestarfrost @obsidiansandwich @cosmoseyekon @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @beanzdabean @potatoanarchist @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @shadey-rper @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @p3skybirdd @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @silvertheindignantfox @st4ry3mi @eb-or-echo-part-2 @mellowphilosephersword @unablebagel @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @rainbowfeather314 @silvertheindignantfox
come on
@writingwithoutconfidence @randomperson2009 @rlinnl @teathattast @theonebtweentheshadows @tehizel @temisjanaina @obsidiansandwich @orcaraminga @one-million-beers @angelist @soda-imp @st4ry3mi @firefly247 @gbee333 @hailey1972 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @l-zah1ra @lmanburglogs @lexi-arts @lunathetunaaa @ludwigwormwood @coisinha1-14-1 @vixiestarfrost @burnttoast7272 @nicoscoffee @novnovv + everybody ever
we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!
@chr0nically-b0red @iiiidiotnathanieliii !!!
@lelethetopicchanger @walking-mushroom @ilikeweirdandcoolthings @redwine-supernova @crowshapedfae @coraxoxo @crystaluna @alex-the-cryptid @buzzycrow @biromantic-mango-stuff @eb-or-echo-part-2 @ella3clipse @greendayyy1039 @jamiethewriter2026 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kurobkasa @litterallymoony @madmaddyslays @moro-thekebab-noodles @non-alchoholic-tequila @queen-of-the-sewers @relinquished-roses-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @stephanieyumyum @the-king-of-kaumidy @waitingonabook @whackybird-offical @xxal13n0p055umxx @zigggyxxx
@theswrsystem @thestaticvoice @thesilly-goose @bug-drink3 @azurein @azalea-blooming @truncbullsbosom @teartimesfabrix @zephyrus-sun @freakingfuck @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown @inkpotsprite @racheldrawsthis @timothydwayne719 @timothydrakeofficial @shadow-milk-offical @smc-number-1-fan @mslovelysworld @dickgrayson-wayne @dickgraysonfr @brucewayneloveswomen @brucewaynehomeforangrychildren @gay-news-offical @trans-cousin-offical @guysandcorpses @cr0w-offical @writing-prompt-s @writercultureis
I don’t know that many people and sorry if you’ve been tagged before
@breadcrumb-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @goblin-offical @boring-offical
@imb0ring @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool
got tagged twice in your reblog since one of these is also mod
spread this post please
I know few people on here
I feel like people are getting bored of me— which extreme sport should I start?
extreme ironing
look it up
Should I post ꓯ pic the next time I am wearing ꓯ good outfit?
yes
no
@do-not-u-dare @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @bone-lord @yanboygirlthing @avhira @aceofpans @ash-cherryblossom @zeta-finnish @ghostly-starship @a-radish-has-apeared @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-king-of-kaumidy @witchygirlthings
sorry everyone else who's blogs i can't remember
I'll tag all y'all in the picture post unless you ask me not to
Yayyayayay yedssssdssss
reminder to check poll
it’s only been a couple of days what is happening 😥
is the top one @profain-offical
Every other offical scares me.
Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...
pretty sure I’m neither Ɛ:

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if I was a vampire i would be a really fucking shitty one because I have a very prominent snaggle tooth (bottom right canine) that covers its corresponding upper canine and smaller pincer tooth (fuck if I know the name) and is very noticeable.
This would logically make feeding harder because I would either have two sharp upper fangs in slightly different positions, or one of top and one on the bottom. I would bite really fucking badly and kindred would point and laugh at me because I bit like a concussed lunatic.
Now. I might make a good werewolf though because they don’t give two shits if you have a snaggle tooth. Plus I’m funny.
maybe you will make ꓯ three hole puncture mark like ꓯ triangle Ɛ:
oh trueeeeeee, it’ll be like a wonky isosceles or equilateral triangle!
If you bite ꓯ math teacher they will ask you for the area
if I was a vampire i would be a really fucking shitty one because I have a very prominent snaggle tooth (bottom right canine) that covers its corresponding upper canine and smaller pincer tooth (fuck if I know the name) and is very noticeable.
This would logically make feeding harder because I would either have two sharp upper fangs in slightly different positions, or one of top and one on the bottom. I would bite really fucking badly and kindred would point and laugh at me because I bit like a concussed lunatic.
Now. I might make a good werewolf though because they don’t give two shits if you have a snaggle tooth. Plus I’m funny.
maybe you will make ꓯ three hole puncture mark like ꓯ triangle Ɛ:
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
@boring-offical you're finding my pages. enjoy
but you didn’t even reblog from me
Yeah yeah whatever I’ll get to it
what flavor is the paper?
You can choose! We've got mint, strawberry, chocolate, and marshmellow
finally ꓯ place with bearable flavors!
marshmallow plz
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
@boring-offical you're finding my pages. enjoy
but you didn’t even reblog from me
Yeah yeah whatever I’ll get to it
what flavor is the paper?
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn
Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are
that is…. That is certainly something.
OFF I GO
perhaps wander or even frolic
into the sunset to never be seen again
wait no! Don’t leave forever :(
you can’t abandon me plz
I am taking you with me
we are both running into the sunset my child
YAY!
wait do you mean we are gonna run into the physical subset?
I wouldn’t put it out of possibilities but still have to check
no‚ not the physical one. Instead we will be heading to my home dimension because tax reasons!

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do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn
Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are
that is…. That is certainly something.
OFF I GO
perhaps wander or even frolic
into the sunset to never be seen again
wait no! Don’t leave forever :(
you can’t abandon me plz
I am taking you with me
we are both running into the sunset my child
YAY!
wait do you mean we are gonna run into the physical subset?
I wouldn’t put it out of possibilities but still have to check
do something to prev
shave them bald
put them in the timeloop
they must find your pages
trapped in mirror dimension
let them loose into the wild
introduce them somewhere else as an invasive species
put a plastic bag in their enclosure
fill them with milk and throw against the wall
turn them into marketable plushie
remove them from reality
study them in a petri dish
lucky I wasn’t feeling evil rn
Would have filled you with milk if you weren’t who you are
that is…. That is certainly something.
OFF I GO
perhaps wander or even frolic
into the sunset to never be seen again
wait no! Don’t leave forever :(
you can’t abandon me plz