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The Yellowstone Wolves is the first case we study in any Ecology class, since it's the best example on how interconnected the ecosystem is - there's no direct reason why the presence of wolves would change the course of the rivers, but through a series of little things, it does. It's a reminder that everything is important, everything has a role in nature, and how the extinction of a population can bring an entire ecosystem down.
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fanfic writers and fan artists are carrying fandoms. they are the backbone of fandoms.
thank you fanfic writers and fan artists
I'm sure I've left some people out because I slapped this together in 15 minutes but it's a whole lot more, imo artists and writers are nothing without these other guys (gn)
It's an ecosystem guys, we need all of it
In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.
Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.
It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)
And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower
And held a bike race
For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a spiraling marketplace
But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.
nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it
“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”
“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”
please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that
Ilya is feels something ugly crawl up his throat after the first time shane scores for Ottawa. He doesn’t see ecstatic delight that always blooms on Shane's face even when they're simply passing pucks in the rink attached to the cottage, Doesn't see the easy confidence that shane usually carries himself with on the ice, Doesn't see THE shane hollander's victory smile.
What he sees is desperate relief creeping up on Shane's face and it makes Ilya feel like he ate rocks for lunch.
His husband, one of best players ever to grace the ice, amongst the most decorated players in the league...stares at his own hands in disbelief....
Like he didn't know if he could still do it....
Like he needed permission to be there....
Like he had to prove his worth....
And Ilya promises himself....never again... never.ever.again.
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an idea for an au where shane is a virgin at 30 years old and chronically single and he asks his friend rose to help him find someone to lose his virginity to so rose asks her other friend svetlana and she actually has the perfect guy for this. shane goes to the guy’s house “it’s perfectly fine shane, nothing bad will happen to you. i trust svetlana” rose eases him cus shane is very anxious. and he checks rose’s messages again to make sure he has the right apartment number, takes the elevator straight to 801, knocks on the door and it swings open and shane is face to face with the hottest guy he’s ever seen, who introduces himself as ilya and shane notices an accent but doesn’t comment. everything goes so smoothly, shane enjoys every single thing they do and finds everything incredibly hot, he’s genuinely having the time of his life and asking himself “why did i take so long to do this?”. after everything they’re lying in bed panting and shane gets up, turns to ilya and says “thank you so much for everything, you were perfect” doesn’t even wait for a response goes straight to the bathroom to shower, puts his clothes back on, grabs his keys, and thanks ilya one more time before leaving a completely dumbfounded ilya still lying in bed. and of course ilya is just obsessed with shane, he bugs svetlana and rose so much to give him shane’s number because he can’t let go of a perfect man like this — even if he’s really odd, but it’s charming — and their chemistry was insane and the guy was a virgin? looking like that? ilya can’t just let that go, the guy has to be his. poor shane is totally oblivious about everything, he’s just happy to finally not be a virgin anymore he has no idea he’s being hunted. later ilya finds out they work at the same company and he cannot believe his luck, he can’t believe shane was right under his nose this whole time and he didn’t notice, but now that he knows shane can’t escape.
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please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
ilya sucking on shane’s nipples and kissing his tits until shane comes, untouched, all over his stomach #sendpost
Just dumb Superbat thought cuz..yes
The JL noticed something,of course they did
Superman and batman's relationship was beyond a normal friendship
They wouldn't say they were dating!But they sure as hell they aren't normal.
For the biggest example they could possibly have: the "kiss kiss"
Every single time,if the Bat is working on the couch and Supes pass by,he will say out loud "kiss kiss!" And start mooching his cheek with kisses
And the Bat just grumbles clearly annoyed and stressed out,and sometimes he even tells him "I'm working,stop"
And it's all the times.
All the members already talked with Kal about it
Flash said "He's clearly not in the mood dude"
Diana said "You should leave him to work my friend"
And all the other members said similar things,Kal would just smile and say "He likes it, being grumpy is his norm" and ignore every single advice they told him
One particular day,after days of them saying that Bats did not infact enjoyed the mooching,he proposed a test "I will pass by him and not give him the usual kisses,and you'll see he will not like my actions"
The next day they were usual packed on the set "hang out" room,Batman working on his usual spot by the couch, clearly deep down in whatever case he was working with.
Then Kal passed by,looked straight at everyone,gave them a little wink "Sup guys!Just gonna train a little" and left
Without the usual "kiss kiss".
And Batman froze,he stopped everything he was doing and looked at the door like it had personally offended him
Then he brought his fingers to his mouth and whistle,they couldn't hear anything but it was clear he was whistling at something.
And then Superman came running back,hands on his ears like he was in physical pain "WHAT??" He yelled
"... Where's my kisses?"
The entire room froze,they slowly watched a big smile bloom in Kal's face
"Sorry Sugar,my mind was set on something else"
The bat grumbled,and if J'onn forced his hearing he would hear a faint "in everything but your partner"
Kal proceeded to walk in and mooch the hell out of batman's cheek,while the other just huffed annoyed
And punctuated with a kiss straight on his mouth
"See you soon love!"
"you better,I'm making Chinese tonight"
Well,get they should take away the "Not in a relationship part",they clearly are in one
Batman was just grumpy by existence after all.
Omg, that would make for such a perfect, cute one shot! 😭
Silly Justice League, thinking Bruce would let those kisses happen if he didn't like them.
When I read about Bruce whistling, at first I thought Clark would come back running and wagging him non-existing tail like a happy dog being called, not having his ear drums tortured, but it was actually better 🤣
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laughing about the idea of ilya over time being able to predict when shane is going to be brainstorming late into the night and then waking him up about something. shane has A Specific Look when this is going to happen, and ilya knows that even fucking him stupid isn't going to save him from being shaken awake at 3 am to have rapid-fire english happen at him.
someone at dinner is talking about the complexities of funeral arrangements and how hard it is to organize everything when already grieving and ilya sees The Look happening on shane's face at his side and is then just
knowing he's going to get woken up at fuck o'clock tonight to talk about the fully-detailed options of cremation versus burial shane is going to run past him.
the only preparation he can do is to wear his wedding ring to bed so when he wakes up he remembers that he loves this man even when he's yanking him out of a rem cycle to take him through a verbal powerpoint.
I'm also sick and laying bored in bed so who wants to talk to me about Shane and his jealousy #hisjealousy as he waits for Ilya to Come To His Cottage while still being under the assumption that Ilya is fucking other people. They haven't had sex since February and Shane isn't stupid. Maybe they do phone sex a couple of times (Ilya calls him the night Boston goes through to the second round and tells him, "All I want right now is to be inside you, fuck baby" and Shane spins it around his head for a week) but he knows the status quo. Ilya is down in Boston, doing his thing, and yes they are teetering on some precipice. Things are going to change in some meaningful way, even if it's just the inherent way that things change after two people take a two week long sexcation together. They will be closer, they'll have to talk about more than sex and hockey at SOME point. Things will change, and Shane is excited.
He's also so, so jealous of the faceless women that he knows Ilya is meeting in clubs during this playoff push. Even with those bruised ribs--it's never stopped Ilya before. Shane HIMSELF has fucked Ilya when Ilya had a kneecap the size of a softball or a shoulder that had to be popped back into the socket days earlier. He knows that even with two weeks of private Alone Together fun on the horizon, they've made no promises. And Shane doesn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth. So he isn't expecting anything.
But he's just a man.
adding the detail in hit or miss that shane was a tree climber as a kid and still thinks about if trees would be good to climb or not has me cackling imagining that shane when drunk is abso-fucking-lutely finding his way up into a tree
ilya texts him after he fucking VANISHES at the club and is just "?? where did you go???"
and the only response he gets is a selfie of shane just :] while visibly up in a tree somewhere
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
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Oh shit wait ok
So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those “how well do you know your partner” games but instead it’s “how well do you know your rival” and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports
And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously they’ll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, “winning” is just for the show and won’t impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesn’t matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else
The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and aren’t just saying things like “how many goals last season? Probably one less than me haha” and actually have each others stats memorized
Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round that’s just Shane and Ilya and it’s now the usual couple game questions and they’re still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning
“What is Shane’s favorite breakfast?”
“Kale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.”
“Ok um, what is Ilya’s favorite breakfast?”
“Two sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.”
“What is something on Shane’s bucket list?”
“Sleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.”
“What is something on Ilya’s bucket list?”
“That thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.”
“Ok last one. I think we all know Shane’s answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?”
*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* “Probably a model. Or something.”
“… Yeah, let’s go with that.”
Years later when they’re out Shane reshares the clip and the only non-PR approved thing he says on the matter is “It was me, by the way. I am the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with.”
Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
