×͜×Boorrger×͜×

ENFP: 😒 I wish I was high rn actually, maybe I could dissociate enough to forget this HEAT.

ESTP: you heard what INFJ said, you need like actual ice-

ENFP: IT'S THE MID OF MAY WHERE TF AM I GONNA GET ICE?

ESTP: well, believe it or not, ice is frozen water 😮, and freezers freeze water woosh 🤯

ENFP: 💢😑

ENTP: 💀💀💀, to be fair she also suggested the ❄North Pole❄ 💀

ENFP: ah yes, because I can just TELEPORT THERE 🙄

ENTP: well I mean, you can still fly there 💀

ENFP: do airlines even go over there? 😒

ESTP: I-

ENTP: -actually you know what, I have no idea 💀

ESTP: *facepalm*

ENFP: believe it or not I have been freezing ice, but like, I also got food in there, so I can't fill up the ENTIRE FREEZER with water 🙃

ESTP: RIP in pieces 💀

ENTP: maybe we can all freeze some ice for ENFP 🤔

ESTP: I got meat in there bro-

ENTP: -HELL YEAH YOU DO 😂

ESTP: PFFFT FUCK OFF LMAO

ENTP: I did already actually 😎

ENFP: 😒 yeah we know you're a gooner

ENTP: ok FIRST OF ALL ☝🤨, INTP fucked off WITH me

ENFP: yeah another gooner 🙄

ESTP: um, isn't that called just sex? 💀

ENTP: yeah but I like being creative 💀

ENFP: smh 🙄 a creative pain in the ass

ENTP: look it's been a while since I've literally been a pain IN the ass 👈😎👈

ENFP: OH FFS 😒

ESTP: 😂😂😂

ENFP: if I was near you I'd make both of y'all trip 😒

ENTP: ENFP, don't get me started now 💀

ENFP: WHAT.

ENTP: really? you? the one that falls down the stairs every 3 hours or so

ESTP: 💀💀💀

ENFP: YOU ALSO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

ENTP: NOT EVERY 3 FUCKING HOURS THO, HELL IT'S NOT EVEN DAILY

ENFP: BIG DIFFERENCE 💢

ESTP: ALRIGHT BOTH OF YOU STFU 💀

ENTP: MAKE ME 🫦

ESTP: 💀💀💀

ENFP: yeah good luck with THAT 😐

ESTP: I'll just knock you both unconscious 💀

ENTP: promise? 🥺👉👈🫦

ENFP: I'll tell INTP you're being a simp 😒

ENTP: OH LIKE YOU'RE NOT BLUSHING YOUR ASS RIGHT TF NOW DON'T ACT, I'mma snitch on you to INFP too, two can play that game

ESTP: y'all realize we're all in the same fucking polycule or whatever tf it's called right? 💀

ENFP: yeah yeah 😒

ENTP: EGGSACTLY