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“There’s No Need To Call Me Sir Professor Potter, you were named after the sickest burn I’ve ever administered. Savage.”

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

Emperor Qin, who united China, was didn’t wanna die so he kept trying to look for the key to immortality. He built an entire army made of stone, which he was buried with so if he did die, he’d go to the afterlife with an entire army on his back. He thought liquid Mercury would save him from death so this kid DRANK MERCURY so he wouldn’t die. in conclusion, Qin of China didn’t want to die so he drank Mercury and made an entire army of stone so he wouldn’t die alone.

The whole thing says “Who once saw me wept. Who sees me now will weep.”

WELL THAT’S NOT CREEPILY RELEVANT OR ANYTHING

‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Love, Simon’ are The teen Romcoms we need but don’t deserve. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

$5 harry has eaten grass before

#why they put the gr in front of it

2% girl 98% anxiety

as school starts I can say without doubt, ME.

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

I think this is important to reblog; protect freshmen from creepy seniors. No matter how much you think they like you, they’re manipulating you. Don’t date seniors if you’re only a freshmen. Especially protect freshmen girls. Be careful

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

i dont think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if youve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

the snappening

@staff is thanos

This fucked me up tbh. Seeing your fav blogs get deleted.

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that Jeremy Jordan got far more interesting and layered character development playing Varian within 6 episodes of Tangled than he got playing Winn in 3 whole seasons of supergirl.

it frustrates me to no end when people read the first two books in ToG then stop for awhile because they’re not as hooked as they’d like, like no no keep you going you haven’t even MET bae yet

Right haha

they literally haven’t even REALLY met the main character yet