Boondoggle (n.)

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

I'm really considering a journal again.

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

But what color is it?!

"Community is everything"

Maybe he needs to take an autism assessment

Mrs T for Turbo

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

*has like three followers plus bots* wow teehee

Me gusta la pollo claro. Es muy Bien y muy BONITA.

One of my favorite things about supermarket simulator is the customers. Like imo they're premade assets from some store or something, so it's like... a small grocery store in a densely urban neighborhood exclusively patronized by 30 something men mostly wearing suits, a few assorted female office workers and male dirtbags, and a perponderance of hourglass-figured women in bodycon minidresses tottering around on 6 inch stilettos as they buy 3 large trays of sushi that i've been storing for days at room temperature before popping in the fridge to sell. no moms, no kids, no little old ladies, just this section of day traders and exotic dancers buying potatoes and incorectly sized boxes of pasta during their off time as their identical doubles wander the same store refusing to make eye contact

But there is a little old lady. There's a short old black lady in a blue coat. And I usually see her at late hours.

All I want in life is the backstory of that Supermarket Simulator NPC who keeps shopping for groceries in a full tuxedo at 9:30 in the morning

I really want some kind of lore to these people. Like the girl in the light blue dress looks pregnant and I swear it's gotten bigger since the last update. But maybe it's not intentional and shes just a lil fat. No judgement. But I want some plot. Cmon, cannias (developer guy)

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Dude I'd sell my soul for a Jem in the actual dress like this