disastrouscarrots🐝

the die in die mannschaft translates directly to english in 2026 apparently

football is a simple game, 22 men kick around a ball, and in the end the germans crash out of another world cup

we made wusiala too self-aware of the yaoi and now they’re no longer magic on the pitch together

they really were lightening in a bottle. like they maybe did ⅓rd yaoi work compared to older gens but had triple the motion. all wusiala had was stupid giggles, empty stares, awkward silences, questionable grammar, confusion bubbles looming over their heads like comical speech clouds and pure whimsy on pitch. which had everyone by their loins in a tight grip; media, public, fans. non-fujos who never fujo'd in their life before were fujoing out. they were seen as the new generation's response to germany nt yaoi heritage. co-faces of a new era. that brief period of time in 2024/25 from euros to nations league, everytime they met on field, even if the team was in slump or tactics were shit, they made something happen. their connection was building upto something special. it's very telling the highest viewed dfb video is a wusiala challenge

wusiala press was crazy in 2024. they had the national news yaoing. gp was buying their jerseys numbers and wearing it as a couple(!!!). there were phonk edits to wusiala. never been fujos were fujoing knowingly AND unknowingly. press conferences were being held together. they were crashing each others interviews (!!!!) and namedropping all while giggling and smiling and everyone was kicking their feet fr

[Someone does something stupid] Musiala: What an idiot Musiala: *realizes it's Wirtz* Musiala: Wait that's my idiot