Book Worm Chick

Fifth Base?

hugs

I don’t think you know how baseball or relationships work.

john mulaney’s self-awareness is …just …..way too much like that saltine joke? the joke that he looks like he’s just been sitting backstage eating saltines for 28 years? that’s…terrifyingly accurate…how does he know himself that well…i….i just. hm. WHAT what mainframe did he hack

Whenever my coworkers suggest something that doesn’t fit my personality I say “What about the ‘anything about me’ makes me look interested in that?” Or some variation and they always laugh like it’s the first joke they’ve ever heard. I have John Mulaney’s influence to thank for that.

people who aggressively hate cats are weird

people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.

I hate cats because they are assholes. Also, I’m allergic to them. Try liking something that makes your whole body itch and makes you sneeze. Not so fucking cute.

I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.

We have to tell you because you keep doing monstrous things like showing up unannounced, staying way past our bed time, and suggesting we leave the house for ‘fun’.

#2017 mood

Alan Tudyk is one of my all time favorite people.

I’m going to go with this

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this is so heartbreaking

One of my favorite installations

The work of Felix Gonzalez-Torres is some of the most pointed and intimate about gay male love and experience during the years of/following the AIDS crisis. It still haunts me when I think about it.

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it