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hold on i have to do everything

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

Every body wants to be friends with kitty but Ultimately its kittys choice

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

i have an actually concerning amount of reaction images because i laugh at everything i see and screenshot it without thinking

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

i will replace chatgpt

I’ve started decomposing on my free time

it's always some sort of day of the week

theyre called the smiths but I never seen morrissey forge a dang sword even once

the easter bunny is cool and all but i think we should give every major holiday a designated bunny