Lickety_Split

She looks like she's in near bliss!

HONESTLY

This is a comic book of my life!

You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle 

This may just be the most accurate thing I have read in 2019! *non-existent pickle emoji*

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

I have a hierarchy when I’m out walking, bc I usually have an enormous parasol that blocks like 2/3 of the sidewalk, so for anyone that’s in an oppressed social group – other women, PoC, old people, etc – I will smile and politely move. But white dudes, esp those tech dorks that travel in packs around lunchtime? Murder walk. Works every time.

My Sister-In-Law actually stalks around with what she calls a "don't fuck with me face" and it looks kinda angry and serious....people tend to move away from the angry and serious looking lesbian stalking their way! 😂

i want you all to know that there is an artist (carmen papalia) who, after he started using a white cane, assembled a 12 foot long white cane and began using it in downtown vancouver. the length of the cane made it functionally useless as a device and the only purpose it served was making him an obstacle for sighted people. dare i say… 2019 goals

……okay, that last one is my absolute favorite

This is amazing and worth bending down with mah creaky joints for!

i think one thing that isn’t really talked about regarding recovery is the guilt you feel for getting better. sometimes you start questioning the validity of your trauma or mental illnesses just because you aren’t stuck in that hole anymore. but it’s so important to remember that it’s okay to recover. it’s okay to not feel depressed all the time; it doesn’t mean that bad depressive episode you just went through isn’t valid anymore. you are so deserving of healing - never forget that.

Many people need to hear/see this....I wish I could get to this place :(

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sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

I’m sorry but this post should have way more fucking notes than it does it’s sad that I get more notes on restrictive diets and thinspo posts

Always reblog, someone needs to read this.

Please.

Mainstream American media is also poking fun at and parodying the way Marie Kondo talks to and thanks inanimate objects like they think that’s some batty new-age eccentricity of hers when it’s literally a definitive aspect of her shinto beliefs. She has a background as a shrine maiden and is an actual practitioner of a spiritual philosophy that assigns spirits to objects and ideas. Professional journalists and public personalities are apparently so oblivious to the most basic-ass day-one Eastern religious beliefs that they apparently only heard of this concept a week ago and assumed it was an LOLRANDOM gimmick one woman invented.