podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

the color of the season this fall is nicotine stain yellow!!

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

sabrina the teenage carpenter