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i am OBSESSED

i cannot believe that i just made these. HEAVEN!!!!

95 cal cinnamon roll + 10 cal cream cheese frosting = 105 cal cinnamon roll with frosting

O.M.G.

ingredients:

yields 10 rolls (serving is 1)

cinnamon rolls

1 1/4 cup flour

1 cup of nonfat greek yogurt (i used 2 single serving cups of light & fit coconut vanilla flavored yogurt)

2 Tbs. coconut oil

3 Tbs. stevia (make sure it is volume equivalent to sugar)

1 1/2 Tbs. cinnamon

cream cheese frosting (makes way more than you need for the cinnamon rolls, so you can frost a cake with the leftovers):

serving size is 1 Tbs.

1 box of sugar free & fat free cheesecake jello pudding mix

1 1/4 cup unsweetened cashew milk

1 smaller tub of light cool whip

directions:

mix pudding according to directions with cashew milk & place in fridge to cool until cinnamon rolls are done

preheat oven to 350°F

combine flour & yogurt until a dough is formed

knead dough on a floured surface for about 2 minutes

roll out dough into a rectangle

melt coconut oil in microwave for about 20 seconds

brush oil on rolled out dough

mix stevia & cinnamon and sprinkle over coconut oil on dough

roll up dough to make a long log

cut into 10 equal pieces

place cinnamon rolls onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper

bake for 20-22 minutes

remove pudding from fridge & mix in cool whip

macros:

for 1 roll

14 g carbs

2.9 g fat

2.5 g protein

95 calories

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- elizabeth

super low calorie pancakes!!

this whole plate is 130 calories including butter, whipped cream, strawberries and syrup

the pancakes alone are 70 calories for two decent size ones but you could probably make 3 medium ones

ingredients:

-1/4 tsp baking powder (0)

-1/4 tsp salt (0)

-2tbsp flour. i used oat flour (42)

-3tbsp egg whites or ~2 eggs worth (25)

-sweetener to your liking. i did 2-3tsp (0)

toppings:

-1.5g butter (10)

-100g strawberries (30)

-walden farms syrup (0)

-10g non fat whipped cream (10)

directions:

-heat up a pan (preferably non-stick)

-add a little oil or water. i used some water on a nonstick pan

-mix your ingredients and add them to the pan in the sizes you want

-check and flip pancakes until they look right to you

Hope none of your clothes fkn fit for the new year. Hope you have to trek it out to EXPENSIVE boutiques to buy clothes that actually look good and have to pay a dumb amount of money to tailor them in to fit your new, sickly frame.

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Tortilla Pizza

This is my new favorite lite pizza for a small dinner (best paired with salad or other veggie side) or a midnight snack. It’s made with a tortilla as the crust.

Ingredients: 1 flour tortilla (I use gluten free Mission tortillas) 2 Tbsp. pizza sauce ¼-1/3 cup low moisture mozzarella Toppings of your choosing

Instructions: Heat up a cast iron skillet or other skillet and place tortilla in the middle. Spread pizza sauce evenly over the top. Sprinkle cheese. Add toppings (making sure not to overload with toppings as it’s a very thin crust). Cook until the crust is browned and slightly crispy. Place entire skillet in oven on broil for a couple minutes or cover on stove top with lid to get cheese nice and melty. Enjoy!

Y’all ain’t even READY FOR THIS….

Here’s the ingredients:

¼ tsp baking powder - 0cal

¼ tsp salt - 0cal

2 tbsp flour - 50cal (the one I use is all purpose and 25cal per tbsp)

3 tbsp egg whites - 25cal (I use egg beaters but you can choose to use whatever you want)

A couple packets of a 0cal sweetener - 0cal

1 tbsp Mrs. Butterworths sugar free syrup - 5cal

^^(THIS SYRUP IS A BLESSING, it’s 20cal for ¼ cup but I only used a tbsp so the calories are SUPER LOW💕)

Directions:

Heat up a pan of your choosing, doesn’t really matter the size.

Measure out your ingredients and put them into a bowl.

Mix your ingredients, I prefer to use a rubber spatula over a whisk because I can scrape off the ingredients that like to stick to the bowl.

Use water, 0cal cooking spray, or whatever you like to make sure your pancakes don’t get stuck to the pan.

Put some batter in the pan and YOU’RE COOKING, BABY

With this recipe, I made 3 pancakes of a satisfying size so don’t fear 🙌

Once you’ve finished cooking all your pancakes, add your syrup and BOOM!!! BREAKFAST~~

Finished product:

THIS ENTIRE PLATE IS 80 CALORIES. IM SERIOUS. WHOLE BREAKFAST. 80 CALORIES. YOU CAN EVEN ADD SOME FRUIT TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.

“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”

I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.

I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.

But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”

How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.

And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.” “A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.

With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.

All I’m doing is handing out sticks.

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