interesting person

1. you must have a cool backstory (made up is fine but dont tell me)

2. one of you must be able to do math, you will be our quartermaster

3. must know a skill - doesnt matter what it is as long as you’re confident about it, it will help

4. you must not be afraid of ropes or telescopes (we need those)

5. must be willing to address me as Captain Nonsense

6. first mate position is open but you have to court me

7. must be willing to sing sea shanties at the drop of a hat

cool backstory (made up is

fine but dont tell me)

African Clawed Frog aka Platanna (Xenopus laevis), family Pipidae, South Africa

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

I sure do!