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boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

one of the bsky devs blocked more than 300K users including me because he used a blocklist for ai haters lmao

idk how much people on here know about it, but its probably because he admitted to using ai to code the site a few months ago, and the site has been functioning poorly ever since and i think hes losing his mind that the userbase he hates so much is making fun of him for it. (we havent been blocked from using the site if that isnt clear, like he blocked us from his official account)

oh and yes its the same guy who put his phone in a pool to cool it off when it got overheated

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

i'm just continually shocked by how many people on this website do not consume any art or media by black people. if you are into almost any genre of popular music at all you have to go out of your way to do that