the years keep coming and they, truly, don't stop coming

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

Pepperonie baby we still think of you

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Since starting my blog on this platform I have made several Posts.

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.