Something To Give Each Other

edging puppy all week so on the weekend you can have mind blowing sex. tie him up, make him cry, overstimulate him so bad he pisses himself, breed him, make him beg, choke him, spit on him... there's so much a puppy will do for pleasure after a week of denial

Gently edging you while I slowly force myself deeper and deeper into your ass until you're so fucking needy you can't help but cry from the humiliation "Shhhhhhhhhh. It's okay, sweetheart. I know. I know. You need to cum so bad don't you? Poor poor thing. You're gonna be okay, doll. I know it's hard but you're being so good for me. Hold still, lovely. I really need this. Your ass feels so much fucking tighter when you're on the edge, baby. You want to make me feel good, don't you? Of course you do. Hush. It'll be over before you know it."

girl is your pussy a graveyard because I’m dying to get in

girl is your pussy a zombie because its making me lose my brain

girl is your pussy a skeleton because I wanna bone

girl is your pussy a vampire or can it come out during the day too

girl is your pussy Dr. Frankenstein because it’s making my monster come to life

girl is your pussy a werewolf because it’s in tune with the cycle of the moon and I want to fuck it

girl is your pussy a ghost because I’ve been searching for evidence of it my whole life and *turns to camera* this week on supernatural investigators, we think we’ve really found something fantastic

girl is your pussy a green witch because it’s in can ride my broomstick

girl is your pussy a jack-o-lantern because I’m transfem and- I’m not gonna finish this one

cis people are wayyyy too damn comfortable with making jokes about men getting pregnant. and frankly so are other trans people.

idk what trans man/transmasc needs to hear this but no you are not in on the joke. 9/10 when somebody makes an mpreg joke they are not laughing with you. they aren't even really laughing at you. they are laughing at a caricature of you. they know what a trans man is and yet have so little care about trans men that their first thought when it comes to pregnant men is the hilarity of a cis man being feminized (often forcefully) and how amusingly grotesque or amusingly erotic they find it. you are not in on the joke. you were never in on the joke.

i think my biggest problem is that these jokes boil down to "isn't it so WEIRD that a man is pregnant/has breasts???? isn't that so STRANGE?????" and whether you take that the route of "this is funny because its disgusting/disturbing" or "this is funny because its extremely erotically charged, often in a way tied to humiliation/control" you are deriving comedy from the idea of a trans/intersex man's body just. existing naturally. there is no greater depth it is just "wouldn't it be funny if a man was female in some way? but still identifiably masculine but in a way that has been corrupted by the sexual embarrassment of the most stereotypically female act? isn't that amusing?" and at worst its another example of how, when people try to get one over on cis men through the route of gendered/sexed humor, it frequently relies on leveraging trans & intersex men as examples of a man at his most failed, embarrassing, sexually dominated. and the worst part is again that there's not even a cursory attempt to diffuse this charge by the comedians making these jokes, there isn't any acknowledgement of what they are talking about. it's like anyone who's ostensibly a trans ally enters this pocket universe where trans and intersex men don't exist whenever one of these jokes comes around. and how am i supposed to feel about this!!!!!!!!!!!!