I am no bird;

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

God I wish elections in the fucking US wouldn’t affect literally every other country in the world

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

<- cocaine / alcohol->