i didn't know it was legal to suck dick at a funeral

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

There's a very specific calculus you have to do with the days around MCR shows where you want to dress in a manner that will inform other fans that you are their brethren, but you can't lean too hard into it because in the exceedingly unlikely event you run into a member of the band you don't want them to know you're insane

Reblog and share in the tags how you’ve decorated your room and/or other parts of your home

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information