Woooooo

SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

Titanic dir. James Cameron | 1997

THE DESCENT│2005

Curse the fiends, and their children too. And their children, forever, true.

my daily affirmation as an author

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi dir. Richard Marquand | 1983

Holliday Grainger as Lucrezia Borgia The Borgias (2011–2013)