"Maybe I'm just waiting for the right risotto"

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I don’t care how big the dick bulge is, I’m not playing marvel rivals

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

DIVA ALERT

Spider Napoleon vs. Kamen Rider V3 in Kamen Rider X (1974)

Encounter: Napoleon Bonaparte after being bitten by a number of radioactive spiders

it's called a movie because it's movieng. and it's called a show because it shows you what's happening

They touching dicks and staring into each others eyes

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again