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If I Don’t Reblog Assume I’m Dead

It’s almost harrassment at this point

its so fucking funny to me how humans see something amazing happen like the eclipse and just. shout. what are u shouting at? what are u cheering for? why am i yelling at the moon

Extra support

reblog if u support the moon. shes doing amazing

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

Me, with 1.5 drinks inside me: time to aggressively pursue my new horny agenda with every man I've ever talked to

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

thank you for your sacrifice

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.