Not Your Average Andorian

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

sweettooth girl sneaking into her secret drawer and taking a shameful swig from a bottle of grade A dark amber maple syrup like a flask of whiskey

"Your security file says "Escort required,'", the nonbinary piece of shit stammered.

the emotional throughline between inspector spacetime and captain proton is of course the fantasy of regressing to childlike whimsy with your best friend in the whole entire multiverse but even more than that it’s the fantasy of being a sad and lonely boy who has become a sad and lonely man and then one day this guy shows up out of the blue and not only does he understand you like no one else ever has but he genuinely likes you in a way that no one else ever has and through him and your miraculous relationship with him you get to experience the sort of childlike whimsy you didn’t get to as a kid because you were too busy being sad and lonely. and also he’s the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and he lets you dress him up in silly outfits when you make him your sidekick on your silly self-written space adventures

2019/2020 jerma could play a killer bajoran vedek that kira falls in love with for no reason

They actually make physical media for a much larger percentage of movies than they ever did in the past. Often with a lot more care than any small release was treated in the early dvd days. Its just if you only watch streaming stuff or the big new recent box office hits you won't see that. It is so ridiculously easy to get physical media for movies that even 5 years ago you couldn't even find. Like yes Netflix is a stingy bastard but so many things are available on disc WITH special features than ever before

Everything’s going to be alright!

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

literally everyone

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

He’s taking this performance as seriously as he does when he’s doing actual Shakespeare 🥺

This is how I learned to pronounce “zounds”

A Vulcan with ADHD who has to mind meld to themselves to try and remember what they were just doing

"My mind to my mind; my thoughts to my thoughts" they're sweating and straining