“My dick, like a mythical tale,

One of the world’s most famous wishing fountains, the Trevi fountain, which partially popularized the whole idea of wishing in fountains, goes to funding meals for the poor, oh my god, what the fuck, do people think the money just. sits there. like their wish-coins are special and have to stay there?? Like you can just throw trash in someone else’s property and everyone has to respect it and leave it there to rot? there’s like, over a million dollars a year gets thrown into the Trevi fountain, if you didn’t remove it, it would be a S O L I D         M O U N D           O F                           C O I N

nah mate the “spell” part is the bit where you willingly sacrifice a piece of wealth, it’s an intention thing. It doesn’t have to SIT there forever, corroding in someone else’s fountain, you didn’t sign a contract with a god like “You give me a wish, I give you a coin, and somebody else’s expensive and beautiful fountain gets ruined, for collateral damage I guess, LOL”

and although stealing from the fountain is vaguely offensive, it’s more like it’s the town getting offended because they gotta buy bleach from the town budget to pay for cleaning and maintaining the fountain because of all the filthy greasy money that gets thrown into it, so why be bothered by the idea of your precious penny getting cleaned up at the end of the day, if it was a wish then it’s already SPENT, purchased, done; that’s what money does, it likes to move around and be free, it’s cruel to keep it out of circulation; if money is for anything, it is for spending; what would a god want with money? If not to see it spent again, where it can do good?

IT’S NOT YOUR COIN ANY  MORE, YOU SACRIFICED IT WILLINGLY, YOU THREW IT AWAY, THAT’S THE POINT,

the coins pay for the fountain, what kind of mad half-baked theology do the young’uns subscribe to, 

WHY ARE YOU MAKING VOTIVE OFFERINGS IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE,

because that’s! just! littering!

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