Real Facts About Dirk

And you'll rue the day you barked at the dog that only bites

#Fact

Timeline’s doomed but the social media account doesn’t have to be.

A new era begins...

No idea what the dead stuff is all about, but this math question makes no sense. How am I supposed to solve for the value of homestuck if you won’t give me the rest of the equation. All you’re telling me is that the integer is raised to the power of 2, and that’s not much to go off of, dude. Look, I don’t mind if you guys send me your math homework, I know I have some pretty sick computational skills, but I need a bit more info than this.

How it started vs. how it’s going.

Well, to make a long story short, I performed a DIY surgical procedure and not all went according to keikaku. But everything’s healed up now, even though I did (sadly) have to remove the silicone horse hoof implants.