Throwing Ideas To The Wall Like Spaghetti

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time