The world is abundant

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

why don't you get a passport and cross the border to the great nation of kill yourself

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug