Body Smuggler

just in case you didnt know, you should do this!

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

you ever tried to help a teenager study for something or help with homework, and you try to explain the concepts to them and you can tell they are not paying attention but they are still nodding along and saying "yeah yeah, i get it" and you ask them to repeat what you just explained and they stop and try to do a half hearted effort to regurgate the one or two words they remember but eventually they have to admit that no they dont remember anything and they werent paying attention. and you are like "why did you tell me you understood when you didnt then?" like you can tell their priority here is not to learn but to get your aproval. they just want you out of their hair. you were explaining it and they were not getting it and they didnt stop you, they wanted you to believe they understood so you would leave them alone.

Digital circus: hey let's discuss existentialism, what makes someone human, how to cope with loss and regret, and the hedgehog's dilemma. you've all read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, right?

the appeal of house is entirely because it came out in 2005, when financial medical anxiety was starting to enter the forefront of peoples' minds. imagine this doctor who, above all else, wants to cure you. he resents the economic aspects of the medical system and openly mocks them. he will not sell a drug he does not genuinely believe will help you. here is a doctor who will lie to his fellow doctors, his boss, his boss's boss, and a board that can disbar him just so you can receive the treatment you need. he is a funny, confrontational asshole about it, but he will respect you as a patient in need of care and it will supercede all other priorities in his care. he was a symbolic representation of what many americans wanted from their healthcare: no bullshit, just treatment. part of it is rooted him in seeing people as puzzles to solve and diagnostic medicine as the avenue to make a career out of that, but there are several instances in season 1 of him going the extra mile for a patient that can only be explained as wanting better for them. he is what americans idealize as an actor of the hippocratic oath.

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yandere gf: yeah you shouldnt like see anyone else idk. like idk. you should just like be mine and whatever but its like fine. i mean i just think were really compatible. like its fine