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Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

I should get to be locked into my collar 24/7 but noOOooOoOOOooo I have to be a pRoFeSsIoNaL

No feeling quite as comforting as messing with the padlock. Tugging on it. Knowing it's not going anywhere and neither am I.

what happens if i press up on the d pad

not much, what happens if i press up on the d pad with you?

dragged into the woods by feral wolves! (-2hp) (-2hp) (-2hp) (+wolf ears!) (+4hp) (+wolf tail!) (+4hp) (+pregnant!) (+4hp)

starting to suspect people don't know the difference between purposefully obscure, inaccessible writing and just... writing that utilizes specialized language(s), the main purpose of which is literally unambiguity and clarity. you can't write a paper using general language, you simply can't. and i promise you you having to look up a definition doesn't mean the author is classist and elitist and evil and wants to gatekeep stuff from you specifically