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when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

someone should make a tomodachi island with gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk and darth vader, lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

its difficult having a favorite character who you have absolutely no attraction to but a lot of other people do. i love him. not like that. i dont even like him i hate him actually. hes just really important to me. Not like that. he lives in my brain. No not like that. hes just there and i think about him a lot. hes disgusting and i hate him. hes very fascinating to me. i understand him. hes not sexy at all though. a lot of people say that and i disagree but to each their own. hes my favorite and i want to kill him

This is Hugh Morris for me. Like I'm deeply in love with him and endlessly entranced by his whimsical charm, but I could never be attracted to him, even if he was like a real guy. I just need him. I also think he's completely disconnected from sex. Like if you take his clothes off it just reveals more and more layers of increasingly absurd outfits

:( man what the hjsakldfhl