i love carry on and baz and simon and penny and agatha and ebb but let's not forget about cath and levi and reagan and wren and dad - the real ogs

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the actual literary version of what y’all have convinced yourselves that Harry Potter is. The Mage is clearly a parallel of Professor Dumbledore who, despite everyone believing that he was good and caring towards a young boy who saw him as a saviour, was actually conditioning him to sacrifice himself for love of them. Other parallels include Ebb and Hagrid, Penelope and Hermione, Snowbaz (Simon and Baz) and Drarry (Draco and Harry) and Professors Bunce and McGonagall, as well as aspects of the plot. In this essay I will

i’m all for the “penny and baz is exasperated at simon” cliche, but what about the “penny and baz are fucking nerd buddies and have managed to fill the entire flat with books and simon didn’t care until one time he flopped on to the bed and got a gut full of hardbound books and instead of being worried about him, baz is first concerned with his precious books” trope

I am wholeheartedly here for this

this is 100% canon. this thread is so valid. penny/baz friendship is what gets me outta bed everyday

it’s not even like smart books? our highschool valedictorian alternates between reading political books by classical authorz and stupidass cheeky classics that are worse than twilight and fifty shades of grey. so simon often comes accross penny and baz reading books titled “my husband’s lover” and “the bad boy is a heartbreaker” and he just goes “???” “these are the two smartest people at watford???”

hi im back and baz and penny swapping eROTICAS??? THATS THE GOOD SHIT, THATS REAL FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE SIR, THATS HOW YOU KNOW YOUVE FOUND A REAL FRIEND JEEZZZZZ

and right next to “the bad boy is a heartbreaker” THERE’LL BE LIKE TOLSTOY OR SOMETHING

also works for simon watching penny and baz bond over marriage rites

I LAUGHED SO HARD

I heard @sapphicbunce wrote an eight verse song about #black and white theme ?????

@sapphicbunce can we hear it

what is going on what are these

minor change: they’re both fucking, idiots *

also fan fiction is not. this terrible thing like yes there are many badly written fanfics but there are also ones that are better than the books themselves

in wayward son simon penny and baz rent a car and get lost in the west…. it’s mentioned pretty early on in carry on how simon gets carsick… this is gonna be a fun book i know it

im glad dev and niall is in this

absolutely CANNOT wait for baz to be The Worried Boyfriend™