literally thought this was a really fucking funny joke post fuck I wish it was real
put her in subspace act normal so she doesn't expect anything and suddenly start asking her really strange confusing questions and really difficult logic puzzles and start timing her and really strongly implying you'll think less of her if she answers incorrectly and start asking really scary questions like you remembered to do the thing right and just stare when she asks what and go in a really disappointed voice "... nevermind"
I wanna see some high pressure sales from you if you want it. Sell me this pen, puppy.















