half a mess

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

I hate that when I say “I’m tired” people think I’m saying “I’m sleepy”

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

I feel this to my core

@blushingjest3r

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

@blushingjest3r

My eyes have been blessed

its fucking dember.

@blushingjest3r

its called “ocd” because when you realize you have it you go “ohhhh crap… damn…”

@blushingjest3r

Accurate