Whoa ho!

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

is there a wheat version of this

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When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”