Master Summoner

February: gold

March: soft

April: nut

May: leaf

June: chariot

July: ball

August: lover

September: cream

October: soft

November: crazy

December: ice

1: highway

2: hand

3: experience

4: king

5: nothing

6: rock

7: breaker

9: park

10: haze

11: pistols

12: stone

13: fighter

14: jam

15: dead

16: sun

17: wet

18: head

19: deeds

20: waves

21: dolls

22: tattoo

23: civil

24: small

25: cream

26: blues

27: waves

28: planet

29: shell

30: jump

31: tall

If your hair is:

Brown

Yellow/blonde

Black

Put ‘the’ at the beginning of your stand name

If your hair is:

Blue

Red

Purple

Put ‘and’ in the middle of your stand name

Far too many people: Oh??? So you support incest and homophobia and racism and conversion therapy irl??? Because all those things happen lmao. You probably want to boink your own real sister, you sick freak??? And you’re okay with paying $80 for what is almost three 3ds games worth of content??? You saying you’re a corporate bootlicker???? Hey, all my followers look at this fool, they like Fates. What a moron. Learn to read, OP. Guess that they think good writing is so last decade. OP should play a real fire emblem game, lol.

Another person: I don’t like Echoes too much. And I don’t think I should have to justify my opinion to strangers on the internet.

Far too many people: Lol, okay. You probably just didn’t like it because it wasn’t a dating sim with shallow waifus anyway. Imagine not liking such a masterpiece of a game with deep complex characters and actual development. Go hug your Camilla body pillow.

Me: .-.