none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels