homemade hysteria

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

your cat will leak your nudes after you die

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

much to disparage the united kingdom for but it can’t be denied that it serves the very important purpose of being a pressure cooker for rock bands with concerning and observable interpersonal issues

Theyre saying its the worst January since last January

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.